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hamburger SEX hamburger SEX

Rated 0 / 5 stars


"Im make whatever I want into flash"

Well kid, youv'e posted another useless animation. You must feel powerful eh?

I do not understand your term,
"Im make whatever I want into flash"

I think your about 10 years old seriosuly.. umm
But usually in school they will teach you how to use correct gramar. Let me correct you here.

"Im make whatever I want into flash"
Im make - If you are going to use these words, you must add an apostrophe into "Im," so it becomes "I am."

"I'm make" - basically means - I am make.

Im Make whatever i want into flash


I am make whatever i want into flash

Hmm... still doesn't make sense.
Ok this is going to be a long night.

I am make - It should be, "I will make."
I am - is present tense. I am making a sandwhich. I am swimming. (Its what i'm doing NOW.)

I will - Future tense.
I will meet your mum in bed.
I will make her happy.

(I will do it. In the future.)

"..whatever i want into flash"

Ok so now we got..

I will make whatever i want into flash.

See! I corrected it. But hey - its still not perfect.

"into flash"
i think it should be, "in flash."

"I will make whatever i want in flash."
or, it could be changed to:
"I shall be creating whatever i wish in flash."
"I believe i am allowed to create whatever i wish in flash."
"I will make whatever i want using flash."
"I shall be using the application known as flash to create whatever i please."

OK, so, try find a school.
There should be a few around your local area, and they might even agree to teach you!

Good luck son. But until then,
I have gave your english a 0,
I have gave your review a 0,
And guess what?
I have voted 0!

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thehoopz responds:

Nobody gives a fuck.

runescape 7 runescape 7

Rated 1 / 5 stars


Totally, crap.

Ok so im guessing, for you to post all these insults and TERRIBLE FLASH SUBMISSIONs, that you are about 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 years old?

LOL. Seriously. Your not mature enough to handle newgrounds, And it looks like when you recieve reviews from the audience you get a bit upset or unstable.

Ok so the checklist.

1) Grow up
(Includes hair)

2) Learn some decent flash skills.
You can use books to do this. Books can be read to gain information. Information is knowledge. .. Maybe you could actually learn some? :o :o :o

3) Get some decent insults in the bag.
Insulting people mum's is the oldest joke. (Mind you, you probably cant remember theyre that old, because i dont think your that old yourself - im guessing 10.)
Calling people morons isn't very creative. Try going on google and searching for some decent insults because you obvisouly can't think of any yourself!
(Refer step 1)

4) Have a nice day kid.

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thehoopz responds:

I'm 90 years older than you.

runescape final runescape final

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant effort!

Im going to give you a 10 for brilliant effort.

I mean, for your first "flash evr" that was very good. I have never really come across a flash movie quite as badimean as good as this, so you should be quite proud! :)

The frame rate is nice and smooth. I loved how you inserted the sound and blended it in with the spinning "fuck you" word and the animated turd. However, I think the animation is fairly limited. It does not explain a way in which we can fuck ourselves. Thats quite disapointing really.

Although, i liked the turd. It was quite an advanced drawing and you should be pleased with your drawing capabilities.

All in all, im giving you a 10 because of your fantastic effort and decent result.

Keep it up!
As in the voting score.. well.. umm... you know..

thehoopz responds:

you stupid son of a bitch this isnt my first flash go suck a turd and die tree fucker

Pokemon: Pee Red Version Pokemon: Pee Red Version

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absoloutley great..

I laughed out loud at everything! Keep up the goodwork, your funny :P

OrangePylon responds:

My funny?

madness short:cursor madness short:cursor

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Its no good.. Like your other games
You post a lot of bad quality games.. Lots of Games that have no time put into them. All scored 1-2.
Spend a bit more time on your games - its QUALITY that counts, not QUANTITY.

LineScape LineScape

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

In a way, i liked it.

I thought it was good in a way. It showed your frame by frame animation skills nicley, but at the same time it was a bit pointless and random. What is LineScape?
And there was no adventure really.
It didnt seem like an adventure through a line world or anything like that, it just seemed like a drawing board or a testing area for your animations.

Keep practicing!

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MachSchneller responds:

Thanks RDB, I appreciate the review :)

Gravity's Just A Theory 2 Gravity's Just A Theory 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absoloutley fantastic.

Can't fault it. Smooth animation, the sound sutied it, great graphics.
Its a bit random - i don't know what was going through your head at the time - but so what?! it's great!

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Tutorial 2 (improved) Tutorial 2 (improved)

Rated 0 / 5 stars

The last one sucked, and so does this.

I could make something like this in 2 MINUTES.
Its not very helpful. The music is disgusting. It looks cheap. There is no good details or instructions.

How is it a tutorial if you dont explain the actionscript?

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andreass responds:

fuck you.if you dont like the music or the tutorial why you watch it?and if you gonna complain to me about the fucking music,complian to KrawniK


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Whats different?

Pong is a classic game. I can play it at ANY games website. I can make a pong game in 5 minutes. Its easy. Nothing original here.
You could of at least made your own type of revoloutionary pong.
Example - Add three opponnents.
- Add backgrounds, set a theme.

Sorry, but i didn't see anything unique or special here.

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doondeka responds:

its called a joy ride.
if you dont like the car you dont pop the tires