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hamburger SEX hamburger SEX

Rated 0 / 5 stars

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"Im make whatever I want into flash"

Well kid, youv'e posted another useless animation. You must feel powerful eh?

I do not understand your term,
"Im make whatever I want into flash"

I think your about 10 years old seriosuly.. umm
But usually in school they will teach you how to use correct gramar. Let me correct you here.

"Im make whatever I want into flash"
Im make - If you are going to use these words, you must add an apostrophe into "Im," so it becomes "I am."

Example
"I'm make" - basically means - I am make.

Im Make whatever i want into flash

"Corrected:"

I am make whatever i want into flash

Hmm... still doesn't make sense.
Ok this is going to be a long night.

I am make - It should be, "I will make."
I am - is present tense. I am making a sandwhich. I am swimming. (Its what i'm doing NOW.)

I will - Future tense.
I will meet your mum in bed.
I will make her happy.

(I will do it. In the future.)

"..whatever i want into flash"

Ok so now we got..

I will make whatever i want into flash.

See! I corrected it. But hey - its still not perfect.

"into flash"
i think it should be, "in flash."

"I will make whatever i want in flash."
or, it could be changed to:
"I shall be creating whatever i wish in flash."
"I believe i am allowed to create whatever i wish in flash."
"I will make whatever i want using flash."
"I shall be using the application known as flash to create whatever i please."

OK, so, try find a school.
There should be a few around your local area, and they might even agree to teach you!

Good luck son. But until then,
I have gave your english a 0,
I have gave your review a 0,
And guess what?
I have voted 0!


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thehoopz responds:

Nobody gives a fuck.


runescape 7 runescape 7

Rated 1 / 5 stars

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Totally, crap.

Ok so im guessing, for you to post all these insults and TERRIBLE FLASH SUBMISSIONs, that you are about 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 years old?

LOL. Seriously. Your not mature enough to handle newgrounds, And it looks like when you recieve reviews from the audience you get a bit upset or unstable.

Ok so the checklist.

1) Grow up
(Includes hair)

2) Learn some decent flash skills.
You can use books to do this. Books can be read to gain information. Information is knowledge. .. Maybe you could actually learn some? :o :o :o

3) Get some decent insults in the bag.
Insulting people mum's is the oldest joke. (Mind you, you probably cant remember theyre that old, because i dont think your that old yourself - im guessing 10.)
Calling people morons isn't very creative. Try going on google and searching for some decent insults because you obvisouly can't think of any yourself!
(Refer step 1)

4) Have a nice day kid.


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thehoopz responds:

I'm 90 years older than you.


runescape final runescape final

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant effort!

Im going to give you a 10 for brilliant effort.

I mean, for your first "flash evr" that was very good. I have never really come across a flash movie quite as badimean as good as this, so you should be quite proud! :)

The frame rate is nice and smooth. I loved how you inserted the sound and blended it in with the spinning "fuck you" word and the animated turd. However, I think the animation is fairly limited. It does not explain a way in which we can fuck ourselves. Thats quite disapointing really.

Although, i liked the turd. It was quite an advanced drawing and you should be pleased with your drawing capabilities.

All in all, im giving you a 10 because of your fantastic effort and decent result.

Keep it up!
As in the voting score.. well.. umm... you know..


thehoopz responds:

you stupid son of a bitch this isnt my first flash go suck a turd and die tree fucker

Recent Game Reviews


Gta: Doncaster - Part Two Gta: Doncaster - Part Two

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great!

I love this game. I was playing it for about 2 hours before i completed it and i was really addicted!

I like the graphics, and the classic RPG style. I would rather play this than a professional - made RPG with top of the range graphics.

However, there were a few things i didn't like too much, but it didn't effect my experience too much.

- No hit tests: I know you have a big scrolling map, and maybe it would take a while to add all the hitTests.. But i think it would be worth it for part 3.
Once you finish part 3, you should just spend a day adding in all the hit tests at the end, and it will really make it worth while, and will probably get you a better score too.

- The controls of the car and speed boat are not very realistic.. you should make the left and right keys rotate the car, forward to accelerate, down to brake.

Apart from those two points, the game was great and really enjoyable!

Keep it up, i can't wait for part 3!



The Gun Game The Gun Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Enjoyable.

Enjoyable.

it was really easy, no offense.
I completed all of the defense tasks no problem without loosing ANY lifes. (with handgun)
Same with the efficency, quite easy, used a handgun, no lifes lost.

The offense was a bit harder (because i was only using a handgun. I obviously lost lives, but i didn't die)

I think i should of died. It should be a lot easier than that.

Although, im impressed by the engine, and it will be cool to play the new version. Nice work, it was still enjoyable.


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GTA style GTA style

Rated 0 / 5 stars

crap

Sorry, i don't like it.
It lags
The characters are tiny
The pick ups (pistol, etc) are bigger than the person. Get the scale right.
Sprites and pngs aren't good man.. you should be drawing all the things in flash.
There was no good music or radio stations.
You didn't gave your game a good name, you just named it.. "GTA Style." Thats like me making a turnbased system game and naming it "Pokemon Style."

W,S,A,D keys would be nice to control the character.
The interface was messy and looked odd.
When i walked, it shows white lines from where you have the tiles apart.
There are no instructions.
I pressed SPACE, and some horrible animation came up with some cheap sound, and then the terrible "screaming" sound that you got from flashkit started playing... "cheap."
The explosions didnt match the quality of the graphics.
You didn't make the graphics.. you copied them from sprites and pngs.
There are no missions
The SOUNDS overlap each other, they really are annoying (especially the screaming sound)
I had an AK47 right away - not much of a challenge, the AK should be a hard weapon to find/buy, not a starter weapon.
Some images were fuzzy, and some were clear. Looks pathetic.
Some tiles dont match up.
Stick to one graphic style..

And, The real GTA series wasn't done by one person. It was done by a large team of professinals, and it didn't take several years.


LeechmasterB responds:

First of this thing is really old, there was a much improved version until my harddisk crashed and it all went to hell. This was not made with as 3.0 but with as 2.0 !

There are no vector graphics used except for menus, its all sprites. And I made 100% of all graphics.
This game is also not finished!
You can remap the keys to W A S D in the options (which you didnt see).
Its an unfinished game, hence no instructions.
There are taxi missions, you just have to get to the right car, and thats about it.
There is not supposed to be much of a challege, its a free ride / cruisin test version of an alpha version of a game.

Like said it was a lot of work and thats the old version of the engine ect. Maybe i ll pick it up again some time.

Recent Audio Reviews


=The Silent Sentinel= =The Silent Sentinel=

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice.

I used this in my game, The legend of Tamko. Its brilliant as a nice, calm, village loop :)


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Hades responds:

Yeah, I saw that game a while ago, nice stuff! Glad you liked it!


Crossing the Mountains Crossing the Mountains

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absoloutley. Fantastic.

It just sounds SO real. I would of thought it was a real peice played by an orchestra for a best selling adventure game or movie or something!
I will be using this for my latest adventure game, if thats ok with you :)
Great job. I dont know much about sounds and audio and how theyre made but what i do know is that this is perfection.
10/10
5/5


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Zelda- Windmill (LDL) Zelda- Windmill (LDL)

Rated 2 / 5 stars

hmmmmmm

Not as good as the other one on this portal.. but its ok.